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Discovered: Band Bio Generator 1.0
The Back Story:
In an effort to cut rising production costs, a prominent music magazine recently hired a team of super-scientists to accomplish one goal and one goal alone: design a tool that would replace music critics for good. For eight weeks the scientists slaved away in an underground bunker living off nothing but toaster strudels and string cheese. Finally, they had it – The Band Bio Generator – an instrument so powerful that it was quickly buried by the United States government. Or was it? After hearing rumors of the technology, Bumbershoot sent out an exploratory unit to track it down and bring it to the masses. Many interns were lost in the effort to acquire the device, but their sacrifice lives on. So the next time you use the generator, remember their rallying cry: Use it. Love it. Share it.
posted May 18 '07 at 03:28PM by eschwimmer in fun and games, music
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